Son of Anarchy 4:51 Sat Dec 31
Your 1st Fart of 2017
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I have high hopes for mine. I predict length, volume & bouquet. Start the year as I mean to go on
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BRANDED
4:47 Tue Jan 3
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I've had a few classics already. One real stinker.
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Aalborg Hammer
2:46 Tue Jan 3
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Kipping on a friends couch and it was at about 2.30am...extremely long and slightly wet at the apex...no follow through or damage, though- I'll put it down to copious pints of Guinness, a chicken and artichoke curry and a leftover vegetable Biryani Vindaloo hot ,for lunch
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eusebiovic
12:46 Tue Jan 3
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I let rip with a couple of duvet-lifters last night after watching that referree on MOTD
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Browno22
12:14 Sun Jan 1
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Done mine in the night. Woke me up
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eusebiovic
11:54 Sun Jan 1
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Here was my New Year's Eve Itinerary...
Went to watch Dulwich Hamlet...2,000 for a seventh tear game...2 pints of light ale too
Watched Rogue One - I'm not a Star Wars fan but I enjoyed it - some popcorn
Went to Gourmet Burger Kitchen - Had some cheeseburger, chocolate milkshake and fries
Went to pub - Had 4 pints of Milk Stout, 4 Jameson on Ice
I can confirm that my first fart of 2017 was very loud, very violent and sounded like ripping up somevery old fashioned lino that had been stuck to the floorboards with industrial glue
I enjoyed it - Greatly
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Son of Anarchy
9:58 Sun Jan 1
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Just past midnight here in VEGAS and it wasnt loud but fuck did it stink.
Happy new year
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dm
6:39 Sun Jan 1
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Had to get up for work at 3.55am, so I did it then
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The Postman
2:38 Sun Jan 1
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1am still waiting.... But i have had 2 Gigantic Burps... Which were nice.
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Son of Anarchy
2:17 Sun Jan 1
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FART & the whole world farts with you.
Just coming up on 5pm here in Vegas, got rib eye steaks, roast potatoes, spinach with a bottle of malbec... this fart is going to be special
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Redeye
1:47 Sun Jan 1
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StI'll lingering in the hallway. Happy new year.
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stomper
1:45 Sun Jan 1
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Watch out for the follow through: A terrible way to start a new year
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Redeye
1:44 Sun Jan 1
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Mrs redeye huge one . 3 secs past midnight on stairs up to bed.
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grasshopper
11:12 Sat Dec 31
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I value the smell more as a measure of brilliance. We are having a gathering so i am hoping to disgust all of them.
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Son of Anarchy
7:48 Sat Dec 31
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Bumderer...
Please, this thread title is pretty clear. Lets stay on topic oer the site rules.
Thanks fatty
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the thunderer
7:01 Sat Dec 31
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Fuck off frankie, you stupid cunt
and happy new year
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Son of Anarchy
6:01 Sat Dec 31
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To go with the SPLATT! i did on your mums face
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SPLATT!
5:58 Sat Dec 31
SPLATT!
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Have a SPLATT to go with it you fat cunt.
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